R-U-A S-A-P

One day last week, during lunch at the High School, there was an organization handing out free t-shirts. All the kids had them because they were free. They all just put them on over what they were wearing. Now Kade was gone during lunch that day because his English class went to see a play at the College. I need to explain just a little bit about Kade at this point. He might have almost black hair but at heart he is really blond. He tends to be too believing and gullible at times. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this, in fact it brings us a lot of laughter. Anyway, though he totally denies it, I am convinced someone told him what the initials on the t-shirts meant, they just happened to tell him something totally incorrect. Kade being Kade, believing what he was told, was in TOTAL shock when he got back to school and everyone had this t-shirt on. How could they? All the kids that go to church? All the kids that go to seminary? All of his friends? Even his own SISTER? The HORROR!!! How could all of these people be wearing t-shirt that meant " Are You A Sexually Active Person"!!!



Of course this was totally wrong. You can only imagine his absolute RELIEF when he actually read the t-shirt and found out it really meant "Are You A Socially Alienated Person"!! Oh Kade!! He then got one and wore it with pride!!!

My High Schoolers!! You gotta love em!!